In this special monoscene, listen along as Dave tries to help Cody learn how to fit in.
Wasting ALL the Time - A Podcast
Wasting ALL the Time is a weekly audio improv comedy podcast hosted by Jonathan Hansen, Cody Parcell, and David Paterson with occasional guests. There are characters, spoofs, songs, laughter, bits, parody, and fun games -- all improvised. Show format alternates weekly. (Music composed by David Paterson, logos designed by James Paterson & Sarah Lister)
Thursday, January 22, 2026
Thursday, January 15, 2026
Terminator Hotel
This week Dave got it right, Jes is a perfect spinster, and Cody wants everyone to feel special . Also, you signed a lot of waivers!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
00:40 - The Beginning
04:37 - Science Time with Dave: Mercury (the planet)
18:25 - Jes' Segment: A Day in History
28:42 - Cody's Segment: Where's Jon? (backwards edition)
36:25 - The Ending
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Come hang out on our Discord server!
Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes
Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes
Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts
We no longer recommend bugging Jon on "Twitter"
If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!
Thursday, January 8, 2026
Wasting ALL the Year - Best of 2025 (Side 2)
This week Cody, Dave, and Jes listen back to the final five of ten of the best scenes from the year, as nominated by our listener(s). Happy 2026!
Show Notes:
0:00:00 - The Beginning
0:01:52 - Scene 6: Husbandry Camp
0:18:39 - Scene 7: Bernoulli
0:24:19 - Scene 8: Dick-Puncher Consequences
0:34:55 - Scene 9: Whale Bones
0:51:32 - Scene 10: Turpentine Angels
1:01:30 - The Ending
Thursday, January 1, 2026
Wasting ALL the Year - Best of 2025 (Part A)
This week Cody, Dave, and Jes listen back to the first five of ten of the best scenes from the year, as nominated by our listener(s). Happy 2026!
Show Notes:
00:00 - Cold Open
00:12 - The Beginning
01:58 - Scene 1: Cookie Tins
12:26 - Scene 2: A Nursing Home
28:42 - Scene 3: Venezuelan Beaver Jerky
39:12 - Scene 4: Warren
52:20 - Scene 5: Where is Salt?
59:47 - The Ending of Part A
Thursday, December 25, 2025
Monoscene: Snowmen
In this special monoscene, listen along as Dave, Jes, and Cody discuss being snowmen.
Thursday, December 18, 2025
Turpentine Angels
This week Cody shall tap it, Dave is feeling a little off kilter, and Jes needs you to keep it down. Also, trebuchets and Triple A's!
Show Notes:
00:00 - The Beginning
02:04 - Cody's Words of Wisdom
11:18 - Dave's Segment: Receiving Line
20:04 - Jes' Segment: Where's Jon?
29:02 - The Ending
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Come hang out on our Discord server!
Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes
Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes
Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts
We no longer recommend bugging Jon on "Twitter"
If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!
Thursday, December 11, 2025
Monoscene - Car Wash
In this special monoscene, listen along as Dave and Cody invite Jon into their fundraiser car wash.